If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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