i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
