Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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