Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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