drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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