I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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