This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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