glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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