I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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