I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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