He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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