I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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