Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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