That's intense
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
birth control should be required to get into college
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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