How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Randomize
