have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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