i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
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