David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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