time to smoke my breakfast
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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