why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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