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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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