He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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