Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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