so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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