i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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