kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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