you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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