I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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