dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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