butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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