did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just google imaged poop.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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