I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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