I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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