It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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