Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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