No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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