I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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