Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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