I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Success! We fucked roommates!
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