So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Randomize
