i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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