hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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