he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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