If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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