I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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