I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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