Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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