That's intense
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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