That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
either way he was missing a nipple.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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