The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize