it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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