I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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