he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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