We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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