her vagine was all disorganized.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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