But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
This is my gift to your gina
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Can you bring me the toilet please
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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