Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he puts the penis in happiness.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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