did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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